"Get the %@&$ outta my way, cornhole!"

And such was the first taste that the denizens of San Francisco, CA had of Mica Lee Williams as she departed the bus in Dreamtown, USA. Within two days she was peddling  for cigarettes and the occasional bottle of Wild Irish Rose. She lived off handouts from aging hippies, rolled bums for their pocket change, and hung out on Haight/Ashbury bumming Mexican dirt weed from homeless punks who had lost their way on the road to freedom.

The nights she spent at local coffeehouses, stoned to the tits, but somehow still able to crank out a song or two on a beat up Hondo she pulled from a car accident near the freeway still wet with fresh blood. After an incident with the bartender and a salad fork, Cafe International threatened to kick her sorry ass out onto the street until she managed to woo the owner's ear with a little number she called "Yes, You Can Pick Your Friend's Nose."

Mica's introduction to music began when she was sixteen when she witnessed her first Dokken concert. "Breakin' the Chains" sealed her fate and she knew right then and there what she wanted to do with the rest of her life. Donning a pair of acid-washed jeans and teasing her hair ten inches into the air she hit the streets with an attitude that would make a biker cringe. Using the family kitchen appliances as percussion, she wrote her first song: "I Love Milk, $&!@ You." In 1988, after her third stint in juvey she was sent to a work release camp in western Massachusetts where she co-conspired with another inmate and escaped into the hills. Before catching her in Alabama with a dead man's Cadillac and a number of credit cards not in her name, she was able to catch the attention of record mogul, Harvey Kessler of BitchSlap Records.

"The kid had moxie!" quoth Harvey and paid off the law enforcement to keep her out of jail.

When Mica was arrested for gouging out a man's eye with a beer bottle behind Lloyd's Liquor Shoppe, it was Kessler that sent her to CA until the heat died down.

Currently wanted in three states and known to carry unregistered firearm, Mica will be releasing her first solo album, Rock Out With Your Glock Out, in 2002.

Bad Girl bio written by Keith W. Harris | NE Performer

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